Last night , we got atrailerfor Kingsman : The Golden Circle . And , while the pleasure of these movies is the ride more than the mystery , there are some thing we notice we just need to share .
This is n’t our usual frame - by - skeleton analysis , it ’s mostly what we ’ve seen of the unexampled American undercover agent agency , Statesman , and how they compare to the very British Kingsmen . Also to talk about things I happen to love about it .
Roxy ( Sophie Cookson ) ! I swear to god , if Roxy dies my rage will burn the satellite down . It will be my supervillain origin story . Do not take her away from me .
Merlin ( Mark Strong ) , my other deary from the last movie , reveals an assortment of weapons so stereotypically American , I spontaneously burst into the “ Star - Spangled Banner . ” These are , presumably , the gear of the Statesmen , the American version of the Kingsmen that play a huge role in continuation . Where the Brits get , you recognize , case and umbrellas , Americans have cowboy lid and baseballs .
Michael Gambon is the new Arthur . But not for long .
As I may have advert : If Roxy dies , my fury will be greater than this burst . It ’s supposedly Merlin and Eggsy against the globe now , and I am maddened .
Also , note that the “ missile incoming ” flake is record as one of those projection only seeable through the special Kingsman glass .
I just really need you to take in the contingent on the jumpsuit of Agent Whiskey ( Pedro Pascal ) and Eggsy ( Taron Egerton ) . Drink it in . call back the onetime west and blazon out .
A ) the Statesman entree is n’t a seamster as much as it is a whiskey distillery . B ) Looks like Agent Tequila ( Channing Tatum ) is n’t glad to see them . Some tension between the two groups . Or they think Eggsy and Merlin are to pick . Could be either .
God , Tequila ’s belt warp is just…so….much .
Remember Charlie Hesketh ( Edward Holcroft ) , the fail Kingsman enlistee / very upperclass twit who ended up on the scoundrel ’s side last clip ? So he apparently last that case , but now he has one weapon and is working for novel scoundrel Poppy ( Julianne Moore ) .
This bit with Pedro Pascal is definitely someone ’s fetish . Meanwhile , there are so many things that are parallels from the first film . Bad guy with a prosthesis altered to kill , Eggsy and Merlin on their own , even this bit is the American version of the bar scene in the first .
I ’m not say that ’s bad , of path . Just pointing out that they recognize thing everyone know .
This is slue to look like the bottle causes an explosion on a gondola , but the bottleful says Kingsman and the jacket crown looks like the one Eggsy ’s don right after HQ explodes . So I ’m betting it ’s not actually the cause .
This is the only shot of our raw baddie in the trailer , and a ) she ’s in the beef industry , peradventure ? b ) Americana on her desk because this movie is steeped in it .
Looks like Merlin ’s similitude across the pool is Ginger ( Halle Berry ) .
And Arthur ’s is Agent Champagne ( Jeff Bridges ) .
And , as well all knew , Harry ( Colin Firth ) did not conk in the last film . he does appear to be living in a cushiony cell of some variety . With oh so many butterfly stroke drawings on the wall . Eggsy and Merlin ’s reaction looks like either they tapped into a security system camera or it ’s from a different scene entirely where Harry walks in . The former suggest seizure , the latter something else .
I am , despite the repeat and the undead , pumped for this . I love a good , absurd spy movie that have intercourse it ’s beneficial and ridiculous .
Unless Roxy dies . Then I wo n’t handle .
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