Sometimes corporal Twitter can be a soul - sucking place . All that shill . All that engagement . # So # many # hashtags . So I went on the search for a few brands that did n’t make me want to unfollow life . To my surprisal , I found a few .
To make the cut here , these write up have to actually have a personality , send utilitarian information , and engage with follower in a direction that feels helpful or earnest . recently , there ’s been an uptick in companies babbling nonsense on intention , make believe to be hacked , or address exclusively in meme , nickname “ weird corporate Twitter ” by this excellentNew Inquiry clause . Weird , maybe . Some of them are still really funny . Here are 7 of the good .
Newcastle Brown Ale |@Newcastle
Newcastle is the official drink of Spring . Forget what we say about being the prescribed drink of Winter .
— Newcastle Brown Ale ( @Newcastle)March 22 , 2014
Their whole “ No Bollocks ” joke is kind of their main thing .
All proceeds from cut-rate sale of Newcastle are donate to the making of more beer .
— Newcastle Brown Ale ( @Newcastle)March 13 , 2014
But it ’s often very shady .
Hey@Chobani , that bear commercial was HUGE . check off out how we would ’ve made it MEGA HUGE : http://t.co / c761OVXHik#IfWeMadeIt#HowMatters
— Newcastle Brown Ale ( @Newcastle)February 3 , 2014
Virgin America |@VirginAmerica
https://twitter.com/embed/status/472112648705015809
With its revamped reservation system , there ’s no doubt Virgin is putting the focus back on user experience .
https://twitter.com/embed/status/479708821167022080
It shows in its Twitter story as well , with a focussing on apt news and dear original substance .
https://twitter.com/embed/status/478220643872563201
As well as that cheeky sentience of body fluid .
Skittles |@skittles
Pro - baksheesh : dress for the Skittles you want .
— SKITTLES ( @Skittles)June 6 , 2014
Just enough off - theme .
Who articulate mules are unregenerate ? All the mules I know work hard to reach solutions that are beneficial to all parties .
— SKITTLES ( @Skittles)May 2 , 2014
With a twist of nonsensical fauna address .
I do n’t think back putting on sunglass and Rollerblade . Must ’ve woken up on the rad side of the layer .
— SKITTLES ( @Skittles)May 25 , 2014
And some on-going eighty humor .
Charmin |@charmin
@robdelaneyUm , Charmin Bears are renovate . We do not suggest offering real bears toilet paper . Leave the wild animate being wrangling to@OldSpice
— Charmin ( @Charmin)August 3 , 2012
First of all , just replying to this tweet at all is bloody rummy .
Ummmm , yeah . We ’re so NOT a fan of crappy calls.#tweetfromtheseat#USAvsGER
— Charmin ( @Charmin)June 26 , 2014
But Charmin ’s toilet humor is actually … magic .
summertime ’s at long last here ! metre to fell the kids off at the pool.#firstdayofsummerpic.twitter.com/3OpPBsB1Bs
— Charmin ( @Charmin)June 21 , 2014
And sometimes downright courageous .
Dos Equis |@DosEquis
When he gets cold fundament it ’s because he ’s snowshoe barefoot .
— Dos Equis ( @DosEquis)May 5 , 2014
Yes , it ’s a one - legerdemain story .
https://twitter.com/embed/status/453634568256380928
Every tweet address the Most Interesting humanity in the World .
He fuck the word uncle in 213 speech . But he has never said uncle .
— Dos Equis ( @DosEquis)February 18 , 2014
But somehow it all do work .
Denny’s |@DennysDiner
having the selection to leave a radical New World chat is pretty self-coloured unless that chemical group chat is fall out at denny ’s i imply why would you leave lol
— Denny ’s ( @DennysDiner)June 2 , 2014
Timely .
( •_• ) < ) ) ╯ PAN/
( •_• ) ( ( > CAKES/
( •_• ) < ) ) > PLS/
— Denny ’s ( @DennysDiner)June 4 , 2014
In ghost .
if you are brave enough to wear a fanny pack and you do n’t keep it full of hardboiled eggs then why ?
— Denny ’s ( @DennysDiner)May 21 , 2014
What ?
Old Spice |@OldSpice
It ’s the longest day of the year , so feel liberal to sleep until 6:00 promethium or so .
— Old Spice ( @OldSpice)June 21 , 2014
Combine general - interest humor .
Crafting a cabin with your own bare hands is a forged idea . It ’s very crashing , and two human hands make for a pretty small-scale cabin .
— Old Spice ( @OldSpice)May 29 , 2014
With some virile humour .
Quick ! Name your top three favorite scrimshaw artisans .
— Old Spice ( @OldSpice)May 20 , 2014
And throw in some boat references .
What did we miss ? shed your favorite corporate Twitter accounts below ! If you but admit the link to the tweet ( not the embed code ) it will engraft mechanically .
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