10 Real Dramatic Works That Should Be Performed in Scifi Languages

We ’ve all heard of The Klingon Hamlet , a real book that contains a Klingon version of the textbook side - by - side with the English interlingual rendition . Some of us have even been . . . allow ’s say ‘ lucky ’ enough to see it performed . But what other famous work would be better rendered in science fabricated languages ? We ’ve got some mesmerism .

10 . The Bird Language of Krikkit Production of hair’s-breadth

Douglas Adams ’ Hitchhiker ’s Guide to the Galaxy serial introduced Krikkit , a reality stuck in a mammoth nebula that blocked out the resident ’s view of the residual of the cosmos . When they found out that the universe was there , they were so deeply shocked that they straightaway set out to destroy it . The Krikkiters themselves , though , are depicted as rather sweet , wan , reedy types that wish to sing , “ melodious and reflective songs on the subject of peace , justice , ethics , refinement , sport , family life and the obliteration of all other life story signifier . ” The bird are even mushy . This , I think , is a compounding of the idealism and the deep , deep judgmental mindset that comes with hippie life , and perfect for the sixties musical about just want to string up out in the park with your friends and bother the ‘ squares ’ for playfulness .

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9 . The Nibblonian interlingual rendition of No Exit

This is a perfect example of descriptor fall out function . Futurama ’s Nibblonian is a splendidly long language for a famously ancient subspecies . Nibbler tells Leela , “ In the sentence it would take you to say one syllable of my true name , a thousand ages will have come and go past . ” This variety of tedium is well - suited for Sartre ’s part about torment souls in hell , and is a great path to get the audience to experience that same agony .

8 . The R’ylehian version of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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speak of torment souls , this Tennessee Williams ’ play about a planetary house full of miserable people all pick at each other is perfect for Cthulhu and the sr. gods . There ’s obsession , mystery deplete the great unwashed up inside , mendacity , a capricious patriarch , servile heirs , and off - the - rampart sensuality . I really need to hear the R’ylehian interpretation of “ Maggie the Cat is alive ! I ’m active ! ” Plus , it would be interesting to see how one designs a negligee for a being with tentacle .

7 . The City Speak translation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead .

City Speak is the street language of the Blade Runner universe of discourse . It ’s described as , “ A mishmash of Japanese , Spanish , German , what have you . ” Tom Stoppard , the author of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are drained , spends the entire play messing around with language . The two background characters from Hamlet are shoved to the front , and debate about euphemism , tact , and the difference between ‘ being not on sauceboat ’ and ‘ not being on gravy holder ’ . read that meaning between four or more languages would be challenging , but a real lingual dangerous undertaking .

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6 . The Fifth Element ’s Divine Language edition of The Importance of Being Earnest

5 . The Huttese rendering of Phantom of the Opera .

This would just be peculiar .

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4 . The Tonal Language from near Encounters of the Third Kind ’s version of The Three Sisters

To be honest , I just need to see if Chekhov is equally uncheerful in melodic tone as he is in countersign .

3 . The Bog Hog Language Version of Glengarry Glen Ross .

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Yet another Douglas Adams creation . The Bog Hogs live on the satellite NowWhat , a miserable , swampy version of the Earth in the Hitchhiker ’s multiverse . The Bog Hogs pass along by bite each other very hard on the thigh . If you ’ve seen Glengarry Glen Ross , bite would be just about the only thing that could make it more belligerent .

2 . The Kryptonese Version of A Doll ’s House

In the DC Universe , Supergirl has been re - booted about seventeen times , each time as a way to appeal to a supposed chemical group of laughable book consumer . She ’s been an backer , a sex bomb , an ‘ average adolescent girl , ’ and an aggressive foreigner being many prison term over . And in the eighty she ’s even wear a headband . If anyone is ready to dole out some feminism , identity political science , and societal commentary Ibsen - style , it ’s her . spill the beans it , sis .

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1 . The Vogon Version of the Entire Works of William Shakespeare

The Hitchhiker ’s Guide to the Galaxy take in its third appearance on this tilt . Vogons are an ugly subspecies , at bottom and out . They ’re ‘ bureaucratic , officious , and callous , ’ have no sympathy , no imagination , and no jot of understanding of the beaut , or even the shade , around them . And they write poetry . They pen poetry so bad it stimulate people to spontaneously die , or gnaw through their own ankles . They publish poetry that lasts for hour . Most importantly , they write poetry that ’s specifically entail to torture their consultation .

And that ’s ok . Because the last thing anyone want is some idiot mealy - mouthing their direction through Shakespeare . Sometimes a production is effective . Sometimes it ’s unsound . But when it ’s dealing with unquestioned genius , it has to be all or nothing . Fortune favors the bold , so what we really involve is a company that will go all out on making the absolute worst production of Macbeth ever figure . Any other exotic raceway that seek that play need to make the Klingons look like amateur , and if anyone could do it , the Vogons could .

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